I DON'T PATRONIZE BUNNY RABBITS!
i only speak english and cat
MON NOM, C'EST SARAH
LAY THAT KITSCH ON ME, BB
I'M A BAD BITCH
also a young queer lady of canada who loves equal rights and marxism almost as much as she loves cartoons, musical theatre, puppets, and parody music.
also, homestuck.
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just a few of the roles i desire to play at some point in my life— the ones in bold are EXTRA-SPECIAL-LET-ME-PLAY-THESE roles!
- Mrs. Lovett; Sweeney Todd
- Logainne Schwartzandgrubenierre; The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
- Rona-Lisa Peretti; see above
- Amy; Company
- Joanne; see above
- Marta; see above
- Any female role; see above
- Mrs. Wormwood; Matilda the Musical
- Velma Von Tussel; Hairspray
- Penny Pingleton; see above
- Audrey; Little Shop of Horrors
- Kate Monster; Avenue Q
- Lucy the Slut; see above
- Kit Kat Girl; Cabaret
- Hedy la Rue; How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- The Witch; Into the Woods
- Max Bialystock; The Producers
- Leo Bloom; see above
- Company; Hair
- Hope Cladwell; Urinetown
- Mama Rose; Gypsy
- Louise; Gypsy
- G(a)linda; Wicked
- Natalie; Next to Normal
- Nadia; Bare
- Mary Lane; Reefer Madness
- Mae; see above
- Sally; see above
- Columbia; The Rocky Horror Show
- Paulette; Legally Blonde
