i only speak english and cat
MON NOM, C'EST SARAH
LAY THAT KITSCH ON ME, BB
I'M A BAD BITCH
also a young queer lady of canada who loves equal rights and marxism almost as much as she loves cartoons, musical theatre, puppets, and parody music.
also, homestuck.
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Rating: G, as in, completely gen.
Character(s): Kevin Price, Kevilynn Cunningham(-Price)
Pairing(s): None!
Summary: A day in the life of Kevin Price, pageant dad, and his favourite little girl, Kevilynn.
Other Notes: Future!fic. So, uh, I love the idea of Kevin becoming a pageant dad like whoa. Also, while this is going to be a prose fic, it’s sort of modelled after episodes of Toddlers & Tiaras. Which I have watched too much of. And this is so, so long. 5,058 words. ENJOY.—
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“Hi, I’m Kevin Price, and my daughter, Kevilynn— wait. Wait, can I start that again?”
There’s a lengthy pause as he shifts in his seat, adjusting the mic on the collar of his shirt. When he finds himself comfortable once more, he continues: “I just— well, she’s not biologically my daughter, but I’ve practically raised her all this time—”
“Just— sir, just say she’s your daughter, it makes it easier on everyone.”
“If— if you say so— but I’d just like to make it completely clear that I’m not some sort of…fundementalist weirdo. I just live with her biological parents because they’re my best friends.”
“Sir, can we just do the take again, please?”
remember when, guys
tagged as: book of mormon.
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THE ENDING THOUGH omg.
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Your fanfictions are just fantastic.
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THE END THE END THE END. holycrapthisisfantastic. And she’s a twirler girl.
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Oh god, THAT ENDING....laughter. Everyone’s
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This. Is. Amazing. Seriously,...unbelievably amazing. :D
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Sarah oh my god This is so unbelievably wonderful and the characters and I CAN’T
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AM READING IT OUT LOUD WITH VOICES! OMG!!
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different sections...read. But basically,
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so perfect oh my god so perfect I cannot even right now so perfect
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words. jsahdaskjdhkasjdh omg
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Price/Cunningham/Nabulungi
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