I DON'T PATRONIZE BUNNY RABBITS!

I DON'T PATRONIZE BUNNY RABBITS!

i only speak english and cat

MON NOM, C'EST SARAH
LAY THAT KITSCH ON ME, BB
I'M A BAD BITCH

also a young queer lady of canada who loves equal rights and marxism almost as much as she loves cartoons, musical theatre, puppets, and parody music.

also, homestuck.

the kermit to my piggy

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2 days ago on May/29/2012 at 01:39pm with 218 notes • Reblog
#femme #sixtyforty #MY QUEEN

sixtyforty:

shameandcupcakes:

carvepumpkins:

bugbrennan:

sixtyforty:

BEING FEMME IS HAVING THE RESOLVE TO LOOK THE STRAIGHT WORLD IN THE EYE AND SAY “YOUR UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ABOUT MY APPEARANCE ARE MEANINGLESS TO ME.”
BEING FEMME IS NEVER HAVING TO SECOND GUESS A LOOK BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU LOOK AMAZING BECAUSE YOU FEEL AMAZING AND THEY ARE ALMOST ALWAYS THE SAME THING.
BEING FEMME IS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUYOU CAN’T EVEN TOUCH THIS AND YOU KNOW IT AND IT DRIVES YOU CRAZY AND I’M NOT EVEN SORRY!

Um, wow.

why

So “femme” is the opposite of “straight”? I thought it was just the French word for woman. Way to find yet another way to erase females, assholes.

HEY Y’ALL LOOK I’M “ERASING FEMALES.”

oh my god
dear str8ies and “feminists”
shut the fuck up and try not oppressing people for once, k?

shameandcupcakes:

carvepumpkins:

bugbrennan:

sixtyforty:

BEING FEMME IS HAVING THE RESOLVE TO LOOK THE STRAIGHT WORLD IN THE EYE AND SAY “YOUR UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ABOUT MY APPEARANCE ARE MEANINGLESS TO ME.”

BEING FEMME IS NEVER HAVING TO SECOND GUESS A LOOK BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU LOOK AMAZING BECAUSE YOU FEEL AMAZING AND THEY ARE ALMOST ALWAYS THE SAME THING.

BEING FEMME IS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUYOU CAN’T EVEN TOUCH THIS AND YOU KNOW IT AND IT DRIVES YOU CRAZY AND I’M NOT EVEN SORRY!

Um, wow.

why

So “femme” is the opposite of “straight”? I thought it was just the French word for woman. Way to find yet another way to erase females, assholes.

HEY Y’ALL LOOK I’M “ERASING FEMALES.”

oh my god

dear str8ies and “feminists”

shut the fuck up and try not oppressing people for once, k?

2 days ago on May/29/2012 at 10:38am with 29 notes • Reblog
#the muppets #miss piggy #MY QUEEN

(Source: muppetmayhem)

2 days ago on May/29/2012 at 02:29am with 2 notes • Reblog
#miss piggy #MY QUEEN #the person who posted it tagged it sesame street #wh......

(Source: infamouswreck)

4 days ago on May/27/2012 at 01:35pm with 5 notes • Reblog
#miss piggy #MY QUEEN

iheartthemuppets:

In the Kitchen with Miss. Piggy

somebody get me this book RIGHT NOW if it actually exists omg

iheartthemuppets:

In the Kitchen with Miss. Piggy

somebody get me this book RIGHT NOW if it actually exists omg

1 week ago on May/22/2012 at 12:24pm with 10 notes • Reblog
#miss piggy #MY QUEEN #literally me

(Source: piggytastic)

We did two shows on Easter Sunday. I mean, let’s be honest, if you’re going to see The Book of Mormon on Easter instead of going to church, you’re probably not, like, that good of a Christian — but still, there is a fear that He might decide this day to sorta strike us dead! And at our very first performance, we had a sound issue — all the mics went down so we had to hold the performance. And we thought for a moment, ‘Maybe He really is mad!’ But He’s not. He gave us all these awards.

— Nikki M. James (via Rhymes With Musical : NPR)

#nikki m james #WOW BABY.... #MY QUEEN

May/19/2012 | 25 notes | Reblog

I beat Patti LuPone for a Tony Award. Which is, was huge for me because she is my idol in a lot of ways. And after the Tonys and stuff she did a two person show with Mandy Patinkin, called Patti and Mandy, so clever. And I went to see it and I was invited backstage and she paid me huge compliments. And she mentioned, when she was doing Evita, which was her big Broadway debut and she won a Tony Award for it, and she said you don’t get to have this time twice. And I’m happy it happened for you in this way and - and you should, you know, hold on to it for as long as you can. And so I did. I’m going to try to, anyway, remember the last year.

— Nikki M. James (via fuckyeahthebookofmormon)

#nikki m james #MY QUEEN #oh my god what a DARLING

May/18/2012 | 24 notes | Reblog

I mean, I live in a New York City apartment. It’s small, walk up in Chelsea. Like I don’t have a lot of area, so my Tony is just in my living room on a side table. It’s the only thing on the table. Well there’s a lamp, so it sort of has a spotlight. When I first got it, I moved it around with me, like weirdly, in the apartment. So when I went to sleep I would bring it into my bedroom. I didn’t take it to the bathroom with me because I wasn’t sure what kind of metal it was made of. I didn’t want it to get like rusty from the sweat, you know. And I - you know I would take a lot of pictures of it. And it was really like - it’s the best toy I’ve ever received. And I’m an actress right, a musical theatre performer, my whole life, so I didn’t play sports, I never got a trophy, so this is my first trophy. And it’s a good one.

— Nikki M. James (via fuckyeahthebookofmormon)

#WOW GOSH WHAT A BABY #nikki m james #MY QUEEN

May/18/2012 | 41 notes | Reblog

I knew how good it was, and I knew that I loved it, and that was the most important thing about committing my time and energy and talents — of which I hope I have a few — to this project. And I thought, ‘If it bombs, we just did the greatest bomb in musical theatre history.’ People are gonna love it or people are gonna hate it, and I sort of liked the anticipation.

— Nikki M. James, on the early days of The Book of Mormon (via NPR’s new quiz show, Rhymes With Musical)

#book of mormon #nikki m james #MY QUEEN

May/18/2012 | 18 notes | Reblog

my queen sings my song

#eartha kitt #champagne taste #MY QUEEN

May/17/2012 | 3 notes | Reblog