i only speak english and cat
MON NOM, C'EST SARAH
LAY THAT KITSCH ON ME, BB
I'M A BAD BITCH
also a young queer lady of canada who loves equal rights and marxism almost as much as she loves cartoons, musical theatre, puppets, and parody music.
also, homestuck.
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celeste i hope you’re happy i’m coming up with art school au headcanons now
doughy has really droopy features and he’s chubby from eating too much junk food and his skin is splotchy and poorly washed and his clothes are all too small
gosh i love you
pushing daisies headcanon: ned’s full name is edward edwards junior but he goes by “ned” because he has daddy issues
considering the engraved pocket watches belonging to charles charles (CC) and dwight dixon (DD) are shown, it’s only reasonable to assume that ned’s father would either be BB or EE, and considering ned is a diminutive form of edward, it only makes sense that his father would be edward edwards senior
enormous-porcine-drag-queen Asked:GOSH they haven’t changed much………
arnold and nabulungi get married and they let kevin still live with him— he’s demisexual and demiromantic and they’re kind of all in a big tangled knot of a threesome…
and they have like 5 kids and one of them might be kevin’s but they’re not really sure. their names are luke, sanyu, arwen, belle, and kevilynn (boy, girl, boy, girl, girl, in that order for ages). kevin ends up as a highly-paid ad exec, arnold works part-time as an IT guy and stays at home with the kids, and nabulungi writes a column for a little local paper about her experiences coming from uganda to utah and stays home too <3
they live in the suburbs outside of SLC and man do they have a lot of sex and some awkward times trying to explain their living situation to people.
this is actually the stupidest thing i’ve ever done, man, but i love it anyway
BASICALLY my logic is this— what if BBC wasn’t doing a Good Omens miniseries? What if, instead, it was being made as a star-studded American miniseries?
they’d never cast these people but i kind of hope they would :3
random headcanons about the other elders:
elder zelder is a closeted liberal
he slips up and criticizes mitt romney or jon huntsman and everyone gasps
he also tries to keep up-to-date with huffpo
and elder thomas is mormon white trash
poptarts were always a treat in his house which is why he loves them so much
he’s also a compulsive eater, whenever he gets scared or nervous
uncalled for headcanon time! the career aspirations of the putnam county kids…
headcanon: olive ostrofsky is jewish
her father’s side of the family is from russia
they don’t keep kosher, though
(her mother’s maiden name was bloom)
this headcanon brought to you by sarah and tessa
me and tessa’s headcanon for leaf’s family:
jimmy mckinley is his second cousin on his father’s side (his father’s side being new york state mormons, though his father was excommunicated and his family disowned)
and his maternal grandparents are amy and paul from company
as tessa put it, leaf “comes from a long line of neurotic redheads”
(also omg paul is the sweetest grandpa of all)
